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Darwin Nominee
This Week's Finalist A man in Florida attempted to charge his Tesla using a gas pump for 45 minutes before asking for help. He gets points for commitment.
Weird World Fact
Today's Glitch Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire. It began teaching in 1096. The Aztec Empire was founded in 1428.
Simulation Report
Today's Log Entry Three separate people reported seeing the exact same stranger on two different continents in the same week. Déjà vu cluster detected.